Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. I think it's wrong. We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market. Lisa the Vegetarian is part of the The Simpsons (season 7) series, a good topic.This is identified as among the best series of articles produced by the Wikipedia community. Come out. THE WOLF I can't eat this. “Lisa the Vegetarian,” which aired on Oct. 15, 1995, was something different: a conversion story, told from the point of view of the person becoming a vegetarian. That's it! You don't win friends with salad! A lion chases and catches a gazelle; an eagle flies over a flock of sheep, snatching one in its talons and flying off; a dog jumps and catches a frisbee; a gorilla, hanging off a tree to reach for a bunch of bananas, is suddenly pulled into the surrounding water by a shark that jumps out of it. you looking for me? The music stops. Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa. You know what you should serve, Marge? (calmly) OK, Lisa. What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me? He clicks his fingers. I still stand by my beliefs. Now as a special treat, courtesy of our friends at the meat council... please help yourselves to this tripe. LISA JOSÉ FLANDERS MARGE Mom! Looking for me? I hope I will enjoy my show! I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down. i was a grade-A moron to ever question eating meat. You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, homeboy? Lisa pets the smallest lamb while it appears to eat from her hand. LISA It's still good, it's still good! I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. The students are over-stimulated. Lisa prepares to cut into her meat, but hesitates. A 2015 article for Slate provides this piece—and others—of background information to the episode, while also exploring its significance in the history of television and for the wider culture. LISA or through some clichéd reference but as a … "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. Rump roast? PAUL Lisa recognizes the connection between the animal she’d seen earlier in the day and what was now on her plate. The other kids on the ride cheer loudly. (flabbergasted) Pork chop? Apparently, my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain. I read about you in history class. I think Lisa's right, Dad. Having befriended a lamb on a trip to a petting zoo,Lisa refuses to eat a lamb chop,seeing it as a living creature,and becomes a vegetarian,ruining Homer's hog-roast barbecue. Scratchy cuts out a triangular piece and eats it, only to have it instantly pop back out of the hole from which it was cut. Overwhelmed, Lisa wanders to the Kwik-E-Mart window displaying hot dogs under a sign: "Premiere Gourmet Hot Dogs 8/99 ¢." (shouting into a pram) Lisa! No, I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. I was a Grade A moron to ever question eating meat. The extra "B" is for BYOBB. SKINNER Homer gasps. LISA Well I'm sorry, but it was a hundred and fifty degrees in the car. LISA Well, it could be a good chance to get to know our neighbors outside of a courtroom setting. You don't win friends with salad! Oh, boy! Compared to them, the public schools are a haven of enlightenment. When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University. Is there anything they don't know? Another burger, dad? ... meats and vegetables are what you eat. HOMER You don't win friends with salad! A large painted sign reads, "Flanders Family Reunion, B.B.Q." Quiet, boy. Piggie ain't coming back. ALL THE FLANDERESES Eating meat is ba-a-a-ad. WIGGUM No Ralph, there aren't any more. PAUL MCCARTNEY Janey blows a bubble while looking silently at Lisa. I'm never ever apologizing, because I was standing up for a just cause, and you were wrong, wrong, wrong! (downtrodden) Ohhh. HOMER I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. But I can't defend what I did. HOMER Number 3F03 in the 'Resistance is Useless' Series." Cut to Lisa lying on her bed. You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly. Asked to appear in the episode, McCartney, a well-known vegetarian, agreed, on one condition: that Lisa's vegetarianism wouldn’t be a one-off gag. Lisa goes back to being sad. The greatest barbecue this town has ever seen. It's tomato soup, served ice cold! I understand, honey. Ha ha ha ha. A wonderful, magical animal. They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe. You don't have to eat meat! HOMER PAUL Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin-chin. Whenever we're in Springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. Marge has joined in. Hi-de-li-ho, neighborino! LISA Oooh! Ham? We see the orange sedan pull into the Simpsons' driveway, its back window clearly smashed through. Wow, a secret staircase. Hey, that's my chop! First, pin them down so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye. It's an amusement park for babies. It's not really a floor. LISA This is "lamb," not "a lamb." (viciously)Why don't you just eat him, dad? Homer smacks it aside. Wow, Mr. McClure! Ned! On the show, Itchy visits a restaurant run by Itchy. The top half of the lumberjack splits off at the waist, and he falls to the floor—on the way down, his axe cleanly decapitates an artificial duck wearing a bonnet and glasses and carrying a book. It's still good. He opens it to reveal a set of icy steps. The when he cattle are just right—he runs a finger across a cow's back, puts it in his mouth an murmurs appreciatively—it's time for them to "graduate" from Bovine University. You know, it's never come up. Thanks for inviting me to your barbecue. It's just a little airborne. (reading aloud) Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. Dr. hibbert chuckles. FATHER BEAR Lisa walks off. BURNS I still stand by my beliefs. Smithers and burns stand in Burns's office, looking out of his window. Dad, can't you have some other kid of party, one where you don't serve meat? Just ask this Scientician. In fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrees. Once they disperse, all the pellets have been eaten and the only thing left of Maggie is her pacifier, which spins on the ground. it's Lisa Abe hey before I forget two things number one tomorrow night 830 Monday night Eastern Standard Time 830 go to Lisa As.com and under coaching calendar and register for that 30 minute overview on how you can lose 21. Homer appears with a hot dog on a plate. LISA I am out of here! You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them. Thanks, you guys. Every student except Lisa cheers loudly. Together, Homer and Lisa demonstrate the difficulty of change—both in oneself and in relation to society at large—and the value of tolerance and co-existence, even in close quarters with those whose beliefs might seem at odds with your own. The camera shows a spectacled scientist look up from a microscope. Marge runs over and picks up her daughter. A gruff female voice—similar to lunchlady Doris's—plays over a P.A. Bart jumps onto the first seat of a tiny red train—the children directly behind him are half his size. I didn't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm. (holding his hands across his stomach) Mr McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer. Mmm! LISA JANEY I'm sorry I messed up your barbecue. He blows big time. So, Ned, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? Are you gonna marry a carrot, Lisa? (pointing at the invitation) What's that extra "B" for? Um, Miss Hoover? TERRI[?] When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese? It was a good idea to come here after all. It's still good, it's still good! LISA Has raised questions about certain school policies. (sardonically) Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? PAUL A cow is seen grazing on a field. Ooh! I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs. MCCLURE And this is Lord Thistlethwaite Flanders. You don't win friends with salad! No. WHOLE FAMILY I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! YOUNG BEAR La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la. BART MISS HOOVER Hey, a toast to the host who can boast the most roast! Hey Homer: wing me another of of them, ah, burgers, would ya? Uh dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. It's still good, it's still good! (sighing) Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Attention, families. WHOLE FAMILY(louder) Awww! Too. HOMER Lisa the Vegetarian “I can't believe I used to go out with you.” Ralph Wiggum to Lisa "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode of Season 7. (turning round in his chair) Uh-oh. I can't eat any of them! Whatever, whatever, it had a good rhythm. I can't eat a poor little lamb. The family check out three lambs, each one cuter than the last. LISA Lisa the Vegetarian Written by David S. Cohen Directed by Mark Kirkland===============================================================================Production code: 3F03 Original airdate in N.A. Bart, however, places his hands on it for some support while it races through the track, uprooting artificial trees. LISA If a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about. BART Several people are up on a temporary stage playing a fiddle, guitar and a banjolin, while many other attendees are dancing. The wolf slowly leans back with a raspy inward breath, then leans forward and weakly "blows" at the house. Homer joins in. Wow, Mr McClure. Lo-o-o-ved me-e-e! Heh-heh-heh. HOMER GRANDPA BART AND HOMER Yes. Oh, my family just doesn't understand my new-found vegetarianism. MARGE You know, you can influence people without badgering them always. Uh, Miss Hoover, I don't think I can dissect an animal. Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Lisa! Where's the meat?". HOMER The first lamb walks into view. Look, it's Mrs potato head! (narrows eyes) After I painted those cool stripes all over your car. Please, Lisa. HOMER Through her, viewers saw a new kind of vegetarian and animal rights activist—depicted not as a passing phase (Paul McCartney’s condition for appearing in the episode was that Lisa would remain a vegetarian for the rest of the series!) MARGE They see the third: tinier still, with big fluttery eyes and a large pink bow around its neck. It's still good. LISA In the interests of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film. That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself! Er. LISA Apparently my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food chain. The Simpson family are sitting at the dinner table. In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge. Loved me. I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu-dogs. The Simpsons has always played with Oh my. Say what? it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so that it can be collected and exported. Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative. All normal people love meat. HOMER You don't eat cheese, Apu? Homer chuckles. They see the second: smaller, cuter, and wearing a tiny cowbell around its neck. Here's José Flanders. The following cars have been broken into-. Sorry, force of habit. But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. Chicken breast. A young boy's voice is heard offscreen. Homer flips the burger high into the air. Lisa chuckles. (standing next to an empty unmade bed) Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. I wanted to apologize. HOMER The Camera pans over many cows tightly enclosed within wooden fences. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. I'll throw my own barbecue. APU The Cows begin to be sent along a conveyor belt, into the slaughterhouse. LISA This barbecue will be hard, thankless work. APU Storyline. Around the circle reads the slogan, "Don't Have a Cow, Man!" JIMMY No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. It's still good. Yes you were. I'm Sgt. MARGE This is "lamb," not "a lamb.". Marge looks around at several animals, then notices a Llama scratch at its side. I warned ya! Because I'm a vegetarian. But where's your wife, Linda? GRANDPA I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. Ahhh! HOMER Yum. LORD THISTLETHWAITE These are the best ever. Oh, gosh, Homer, this is strictly a Flanders affair. OK class, time to dissect our worms. The other children gasp and laugh. GRANDPA Oh, my family just doesn't understand my newfound vegetarianism. system. HOMER That's it! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room! : 15-Oct-95 Capsule revision E, 22-Feb-97. pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." Let's say "L. It's still good. Yes, Ralph, what is it. Slow down, Jimmy. HOMER I can't quite seem to... stand up under my own power anymore. However, the total 180-degree turn by Lisa's new friends at the end was a bit unsettling; much like "Lisa the Vegetarian" in which an otherwise perfect show was marred by a hurried cop-out ending. HOMER HOMER JIMMY I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people. 133. I can't eat a poor little lamb. it's time for them to "graduate" from Bovine University. She surreptitiously moves a hand under her desk, where there is a red button with a sign that reads, "Independent Thought Alarm." (sing-song)You don't win friends with salad! Can I have a new one? I don't think I can dissect an animal. They walk down the street. Shut up! A series of short clips. That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself! BART The film's titles appear: "The Meat Council Presents: 'Meat and You: Partners in Freedom'. That'll show you. The pig flies past the window. Lisa, no! Homer throws the binoculars into the trash. Your "Q" is a huge success. The family climbs out of the car and sounds of revelry can be heard from next door. . She admitted it! You might say the extra ingredient is salt. You don't win friends with salad! It travels quickly away. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge. Right here, Lisa. Jimmy gasps. She leaves the Kwik-E-Mart. PAUL Still, a great episode overall. I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! I can't believe I used to go out with you. You se, your crazy friend never heard of (looks to camera) the food chain. I respect your moral objection. HOMER Sure. Lookee here at George Meyer discussing climate change and conservation. Lisa slaps the chop out of Bart's hand, and it lands in Homer's mouth. (looking into a manhole) Lisa? This one spent two hours in the broiler. 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 3 Behind the Laughter 3.1 Reception 4 Videos 5 Citations After a trip to Storytown Village, Lisa finds herself unable to eat meat, exposing her to ridicule and resentment from Homer and friends. but what do you do if somebody wants non-alcoholic beer? MISS HOOVER LISA BART You don't win friends with salad! HOMER HOMER LISA Oh yes, No meat whatsoever. GRANDPA Hey everybody. JIMMY You don't win friends with salad! The Pig travels across a busy road, and then drops over a bridge into a river. I know it is not easy to be a vegetarian, Lisa. Paul Mccartney's "Maybe I'm Amazed" plays over the closing credits. LISA He'll tell you, that in nature invariably eats another to survive. Hungry, Jimmy? (highly distorted) Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. More of these lamb chops. Bart looks around mischievously and proceeds to limbo his way through. (surprised) Tofu? THE THREE PIGS OK everybody. We are at "Little Bo Peep's Petting Zoo." RALPH McClure, kneeling, addresses Jimmy. Lisa gasps. You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there. You just asked a mouthful. Ah. So. HOMER She moans with disgust and sits up. Especially my dad. Pfft. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning. FLANDERS Um, excuse me: isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? Lisa walks upstairs to her room and places a pillow over her head. They go up the stairs out onto a pleasant roof-garden. Oh, yeah, right Lisa. MISS HOOVER Whenever we're in Springfield... we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. This is Mother Goose. You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage. Get into the spirit! Paul and Linda bop while Lisa backs away. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. This week's # MeatlessMonday dish is my Crispy Wild Mushrooms with Pinto Bean Puree. For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S. No, that's too obvious. Homer and Bart chase the pig through a hedge. He holds up a t-shirt bearing a picture of a cow in a red circle with a line through it. BARNEY I don't need any serving suggestions from you... you barbecue-wrecking, know-nothing, know-it-all. MISS HOOVER Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms. LISA Lisa, you ruined my barbecue! HOMER The pig de resistance! Come out, come out, or I'll blooow your house in. LISA Whoa, whoa, whoa. Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? We are in the cafeteria. Lisa looks sadly down at her worm. Uh, Dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. The train comes to a halt when it passes underneath the legs of a wooden lumberjack, whose crotch is met by Bart's face. Hey, Homer. PAUL That'll show ya! It all starts here in the high-density feedline. One where you don't serve meat? And, secondly, I heard what you said. ALL GUESTS APU Fast forward to dinner, where Marge serves lamb chops. (flipping a burger far behind him for Wiggum to catch between a bun) One whopper for the COPPER! I demand you apologize this second. BART On a metallic lever, the house is tilted upwards and back barely a foot. In the episode, Lisa undergoes a crisis of conscience which leads to her decision to stop eating meat, something for which she receives little sympathy, from her classmates and from the authority figures at her school. Come on. Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is— You don't win friends with salad! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 15, 1995. Homer is seen confronting a goat with an empty tin can. (pushing away her plate) I can't eat this. What's wrong, Lisa? The train continues, but the tunnel is now being dragged along with it by nothing more than Bart's head. Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. APU Uh, miss Hoover? The family eat dinner, chewing loudly. Didn't I warn ya! Bart laughs heartily while Lisa looks disheartened. While I was gone, I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney. LINDA MCCARTNEY I've got family here from around the globe. First, pin them down so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye. No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal. You know what, Lisa? As the train sets off, Bart faces behind him and chuckles. But what do you do if somebody wants a nonalcoholic beer? VOICE BART MARGE troy McClure walks onscreen dressed as a cowboy. What's wrong, Lisa? (originally aired October 15, 1995) Wise beyond her years, Lisa has an incredibly ethically and socially conscious mind; it’s easy to turn her into a mouthpiece for adult issues, but one must always remember she’s still a young child. It’s worth noting that several prominent members of the team at The Simpsons, such as David Mirkin and George Meyer, are themselves committed vegetarians and environmentalists. Five a.m., more Lorazepam. It's just a little airborne. Apu picks up some bongo drums, and begins playing them while singing a singular version of the beginning of "Sgt. Heh-heh-heh. Lisa the Vegetarian is a featured article; it (or a previous version of it) has been identified as one of the best articles produced by the Wikipedia community.Even so, if you can update or improve it, please do so. No. Mr McClure? GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE This is lamb, not a lamb. I just got my party invitations back from the printers. Lisa appears, looking furious and riding a lawnmower. I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people, especially my dad. Marge goes over to the pellet machine. You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there. LISA (sitting up on a tree branch)I can't believe I used to go out with you. It all starts here in the high-density feedlot. Search Lisa's Kitchen recipes by type, ingredient and cuisine MARGE BART Dad, those all come from the same animal. I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny. They don't have to rub it in my face. I can't eat a poor little lamb. MCCLURE Oh! Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is-. Okay, everybody. A-googely-doogley. He ruffles Jimmy's hair. Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am. She reaches down and presses her own Independent Thought Alarm. After Scratchy chooses the steak, itchy creeps under the tablecloth, shaves Scratchy's belly fur, drags the belly onto a plate, pops an olive into the belly button, sticks a sign reading "Rare" into it, and emerges to serve Scratchy with his own belly. The nearby animals notice and crowd around Maggie. This is where the wolf blows down the pigs' house. Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle. You might say, the extra ingredient is salt. Hm, no, I'd still prefer not. You just asked a mouthful. HOMER MCLLURE The shot widens and we see that he has been waking on top of a packed enclosure of cows. P.A. I thought you loved me. RALPH Lisa Bloom, I want to go to this whacky, unbelievable timeline of drugs that the search warrant says Dr. Murray gave Jackson in the early morning hours: 1:30 a.m., Jackson got ten milligrams of Valium; 2 a.m., Murray gave him Lorazepam. Bart, go to your room! The family are eating breakfast. They stop laughing. I read about you in history class. Go to your room! If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo, goober! This happens several times. MARGE But where's your wife, Linda? (aloud) Why does it talk like a lamb? Lisa, get ahold of yourself. Haven't you ever seen my t-shirt? Oh, you are so cute! She admitted it, she's gonna marry a carrot! (offscreen) What? Eating meat is ba-a-a-d. 3F03: Lisa The Vegetarian 3F04: Treehouse Of Horror VI 3F05: King Size Homer 3F06: Mother Simpson 3F07: Marge Be Not Proud 3F08: Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming 3F09: Two Bad Neighbors 3F10: Team Homer 3F11: Scenes From The Class Struggle 3F12: Bart The Fink 3F13: Lisa The Iconoclast 3F14: Homer The Smithers 3F15: A Fish Called Selma There! Good morning, class. Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. . It's just a little dirty. Is there anything they don't know? Ah—you're hurting me. LISA So, in the interest of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film. She leans back with her arms in the air. A shot of the Springfield Elementary building. Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? You know what, Lisa? It's like Paul's song, "Live and let Live." “This is lamb,” Homer argues, “not a lamb.” This is strictly a Flanders affair. everybody else claps in time to the music, while Homer grows slightly angry. Being vegetarian is slightly less of a big deal in modern America than it was back in 1995, though her parents' conservative attitude still leave room for the plot to occur. Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. UNNAMED NERD The guests laugh mockingly. Rock stars. What a load of crappy-crap-crap. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 15, 1995. That's where I'm a viking! BART [The Simpsons]-Season: 7-Episode: 5-Name: Lisa the vegetarian Give it up, dad. LISA You don't win friends with salad. JANEY HOMER Bart, sensible bites.! BART Whatever, whatever. Values Dissonance: "Lisa The Vegetarian" revolves around Lisa's family trying to dissuade her from being vegetarian. WHOLE FAMILY You may remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun.! HOMER BART before you go, would you like to hear a song? BART (holding up his lamb chop) This one's spent two hours in the broiler. Sleep! It's just a little slimy. APU The guests all gasp. I think it's wrong. Whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down Jimmy. "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode of the seventh season of the American television series The Simpsons. Come out or I'll blow your house in. Come on! MYTH!, tender Dad moments and making sure to stay woke af. BART The twins giggle. I can't fight it anymore! FLANDERS Compared to them, the public schools are a haven of enlightenment. BART I think Lisa's right, dad. Bart, tell dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat products. GRANDPA In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards... you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup. HOMER MOTHER BEAR Bring me another one of them, uh, burgers, would you? I have to agree that everything certainly- Huh? The following cars have been broken into. Miss Hoover passes round the trays with worms. The whole world wants me to eat meat! Scratchy's eyes pop out and his head blows off. Cut to Skinner's office, where a red lightbulb flashes and a brief noise is heard. You are. We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market. Homer, you're not not talking to me. No. Just as he finishes and turns to face the front, his head smashes into the top of a tunnel. Er. Lisa Simpson is one of the most beloved characters in The Simpsons, so any episode from the show’s golden age that’s centered around her is almost a guaranteed classic, like the season 7 episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, in which Lisa gives up meat. LISA LISA Hot dogs? Uhh— (downtrodden) Oh. High quality Marge gifts and merchandise. Come on! FLANDERS Where are we going? Lisa perks and and smiles. Congratulations, Homer. (in a lamb's voice) Lisa, what did I ever do to you? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I've got the prescription for you, Doctor. Filled, the truck pulls away. She has a head made out of lettuce. That's where I'm a Viking. APU Paul and Linda are vegetarians too. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. LAMB Homer bursts into the living-room and the door smashes into Bart. Go back to Russia! You don't win friends with salad! The greatest barbecue this town has ever seen. Three a.m., approximately an amnesiac drug. Allemande left and do-si-diddley-diddley-do. What about bacon? OK. Take it, Apu. Yes indeed I do think that. A Aaron Varhola - What else can I say? LISA Come on, Jimmy. The camera pans past the slaughterhouse, while the sound of electrified killing equipment can be heard, as well as the muffled screams of cows. APU Plus: An inspirational interlude! He hands one to Lisa. They hug. It's gone. LISA The premise of the episode reads like many people’s vegan/vegetarian “coming out” stories. D'oh! You don't win friends with salad! That's cute. SCIENTICIAN I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. Hey, Flanders. MCCLURE That's why I ran away form home. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone, from 8 (points at Lisa) to (points at Grandpa) God only knows . now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room. They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe. Come on Jimmy, let's take a look at the killing floor. HOMER Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? Hahaha. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. It was a good idea to come here after all. LISA Oh boy, sleep! (at his elbow) Hi dad. he steps down onto the grass. You know you can influence people without badgering them over it. 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